Monkey Dong Strap-On Urination Device
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$99.95 $129.95

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You've seen all the rest, now it's time to buy the best! The Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap-on urinating device on the market - and it won't break your budget either with a price lower than any other of our competition! The Monkey Dong uses a unique silent internal valve that controls the flow of urine with a simple squeeze with one hand - just like the real thing! Ready to use right out of the box, the Monkey Dong comes with heating pads, over 3.5oz of the highest quality imitation urine in the industry, and an elastic belt that fits up to a 54" waist! The Monkey Dong comes in six lifelike, natural colors that match any skin tone!


Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Belt
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$39.95 $59.95

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Get ready for some monkey business! Introducing Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Belt: a pre-mixed synthetic urine designed to simulate human flow for all your private needs. Created and tested in a laboratory, this synthetic urine is so similar to the real thing, it is even used by professionals and lab technicians to calibrate their urinalysis equipment! So, rest assured, no one will ever know it is not your own urine you’re using when your gettin wild and wet! It even smells like the real thing and foams when it flows from the belt.

Comes complete with over 3.5oz. of the highest quality imitation that is toxin and disease free urine available, attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt. (All medical grade) Also included are two organic heat pads, an easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions.


Monkey Flask Urine Bottle
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$29.95 $39.95

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Urine fetishists, get ready for some wet-sex monkey business! Introducing Monkey Flask: a pre-mixed synthetic urine designed to simulate human urine for all your fetish needs. Created and tested in a laboratory, this synthetic urine is so similar to the real thing, it's even used by professionals and lab technicians to calibrate their urinalysis equipment! So, rest assured, no one will ever know it's not your own urine your using when your gettin wild and wet! It even smells like urine and foams when you shake it up.

The Monkey Flask's unique design, with a safety sealed flip-top cap, contains 3.5oz of the highest quality imitation urine, which allows for easy concealment and ensures proper heating for up to 8 hours! Also includes one self-adhesive heat pad, easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions.